Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm Jones'in on love

Men continue to baffle me.


Hi Ains
I got your addy from a lady member of your club . I met her at the American Club, who told me about our similar names.

I'm Ar*** K****k 31, male, American / Dutch, 177cm tall 76kg, native of Boston. Been in Singapore since end of last month, to work as Celluloid (Film) Technologist with media producer.

M.B.A. East West Center University, Hawaii
M.B.A. (Film technology management), Caltech
Advanced Diploma in Multimedia, Imperial College, London

No girlfriend. Would like to meet local girl, first as e-mail friend, then personal friend and maybe life long friend. Not yet into settling down.

My dislikes: MCPs, FCPs, arrogance and egoism and the hot tempered
Likes: reading, travelling, romance, dining and laughter

If you like to be my friend, please drop me a line.

Yours Sincerely,
Ar***

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Hi Ains

No reply?

I made arrangement for my first date in Singapore with a very sexy hot gal tonight, and I am hoping for some real workout as I haven't had any for about 6 months and I am dying for a good session. She's a sexy married local gal.

I admit I love great sex. I don't know if you are open minded to admit such things
What about you?

I'll definitely contact you

Love
Ar***

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Ains,

I have not received a reply from you.

I would like to spend the night out together, but maybe we can go have dinner and get the feel of fun before we have great workout

Though I am in Singapore only 3 weeks, I notice that local girls are eager and invite Caucasians to bed. In States not many girls will give me a second look, though I am above averge looks, but here almost every female I meet, single and married gives the open invitation for bed, and praise the white man's sex appeal and how good a white man is in love making... a bunch of rubbish according to me.

Even this new lady friend of mine, says she only makes love to whites (apart from her local husband)

I just don't understand! By any chance do you know why? Please reply.

Love xxx
Ar***

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'Ain at 11:32

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Monday, December 26, 2005

Easy on the cheese

A man came up to me today and asked, “Hi, can I take you the candy shop?”

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'Ain at 00:13

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

You're the finest looking piece of meat I've ever seen

I want many nights of reckless abandon with you to do all the things I've never done before.

Shock me. And we don't have to keep it private.

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'Ain at 02:17

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Good girls get their kicks after six

More fan-mail came in today:

"I can only imagine with a blog entry like that, you received a million replies. But I am the one for you, live just west of Heathrow and would love to get into a tangle with you and enjoy some physical and emotional. Me?

6ft4
Athletic
Blue eyes
Romantic
Spiritual (ish)
Never been married
No kids
Don't smoke
Never ever touched any drugs of any kind
Run like the wind
Drink like a fish
Horny as hell
Adore giving oral
Into restraint
Domination & Submission
Japanese rope work
Role play
Spanking
Voyeurism
Exhibitionism
Tantric Sex

+44 79** 6** 9** I dare ya! If of course, you are actually genuine.


PS. You can take most (but not all), of the above, with a pinch of salt but it does all have some foundation, so if you only pick up on the sordid side of this then you ain't for me."

And when this other guy wrote in, I thought maybe religion was all I ever needed after all. Like maybe God could really protect me from all the bad things in the world. Like Japanese rope work for example.

"Hi my friend I am Eric from Singapore. I love to be friend with you. Hope you don't mind. If anything I can pray for you? If you don't mind to tell me? I believe in prayer I believe pray can help you. Don't worry I just wanted to help my friend only. I believe God will be with you always. You may come to my groups and tell me what you want me to pray for you.

*****healing@groups.***.com or you also can e-mail me in mail eric*****@***mail.com I just want do pray for you."

And really bad english.

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'Ain at 19:15

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