Monday, December 26, 2005
Easy on the cheese
A man came up to me today and asked, “Hi, can I take you the candy shop?”
Labels: Fan Mail
'Ain at 00:13
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Friday, December 16, 2005
You can't please everyone
Well, my morning was overwhelming. And by lunch, I successfully redecorated my entire office into a terrifying Post-it mess. Then I got hungry. Really hungry. Like I-wonder-if-wood-taste-good-cuz-I'm-about- to-eat-my-desk hungry.
So I had a smoked salmon sandwich, a potato salad on the side I barely touched, and a pistachio gelato which I will never order again. And to date, I’ve had 4 cans of diet coke since lunch and I’m about to disintegrate into an aspartamic rubble. Not like you’d care of course.
Later, a merchant I was bringing around the club for the bridal fashion showcase completely caught me off-guard with a verbal diarrhea of how getting married (with the CEO of an organization I won’t name due to threatening legislative reasons and my obvious lack of fluid assets) was probably the biggest mistake she’s ever made. The (1-way) conversation got me thinking - there’s no denying that maintaining a passionate relationship in a marriage is not easy. But in her case, it’s certainly not a problem that separate bedrooms, month-long trips to spas, and flings with the cabana boy can’t solve.
Labels: Daily Banter
'Ain at 16:26
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Location: Singapore
"People perceive me as somewhat tempestuous.
Although "Heinous bitch" is a term I'd like them to use more often."
