Friday, December 16, 2005
You can't please everyone
Well, my morning was overwhelming. And by lunch, I successfully redecorated my entire office into a terrifying Post-it mess. Then I got hungry. Really hungry. Like I-wonder-if-wood-taste-good-cuz-I'm-about- to-eat-my-desk hungry.So I had a smoked salmon sandwich, a potato salad on the side I barely touched, and a pistachio gelato which I will never order again. And to date, I’ve had 4 cans of diet coke since lunch and I’m about to disintegrate into an aspartamic rubble. Not like you’d care of course.
Later, a merchant I was bringing around the club for the bridal fashion showcase completely caught me off-guard with a verbal diarrhea of how getting married (with the CEO of an organization I won’t name due to threatening legislative reasons and my obvious lack of fluid assets) was probably the biggest mistake she’s ever made. The (1-way) conversation got me thinking - there’s no denying that maintaining a passionate relationship in a marriage is not easy. But in her case, it’s certainly not a problem that separate bedrooms, month-long trips to spas, and flings with the cabana boy can’t solve.
Labels: Daily Banter
'Ain at 16:26
2 Comments
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at 21:22
:: ladyblackfeather :: said... your words are tiny weeny small lil dots....i cant see much...
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at 05:02
Mad Munkey said...
be the cabana boy?
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